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Tongue Demotivational Poster


TAGS: hurt tongue
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Sho

mariand - June 16, 2012, 10:30 am
nice one, Sho... some very good posters today
Greeny - June 16, 2012, 7:22 am
nithe one Tho!

2 GIRLS 2 TONGUES - the most arousing thing in the world

TAGS: tongue
Rating: 1.22/5
thewhiteman - August 30, 2010, 12:43 am
the most arousing thing in the world? well, about 2 and a half inches closer and it would be, but sure. Why are girls' tongues so hot? well, i'm not complaining.
stickyninja - August 19, 2009, 3:29 am
no, it would be more arousing if they were wrestling each other for the detonator to the bomb 10 feet away from the mayor!
Z-Bob - May 5, 2009, 3:51 pm
No, it would be more arousing if they were in a 69 eating each other out...
CJ - March 17, 2009, 12:00 am
jesus, enough with the tongues, ya fuckin weirdo
me - December 1, 2008, 6:26 pm
It's not on my balls...
HAX - October 29, 2008, 3:25 am
Wtf is wrong with her tongue?!
Captain Douchebag - August 1, 2008, 11:10 am
about it, I meant to say. Not about if.
Captain Douchebag - August 1, 2008, 11:10 am
You don't have anything to worry about if it's just a cup. When you hear a piano softly playing in the background, that's when you need to get the hell out of there.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 1, 2008, 7:28 am
Just so long as they don't go anywhere near a cup!


NAGGING WIFE ?? - There's a simple solution.

SILLY HITLER - Because you can never mock Hitler too much!

TAGS: humor humour hitler satire photoshop tongue
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Porcelina - October 28, 2008, 5:14 pm
Another MWLF poser?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 4:31 pm
Fuck you right back, you nazi cocksucker! Eat shit and die!
ziegheil - October 28, 2008, 1:04 pm
you dare to make fun of Hitler? FUCK YOU!!!


TAGS: remeber stick tongue middle finger
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

shadow87 - December 20, 2011, 7:38 am
Well in that case :-P
gas - December 15, 2011, 3:59 pm
hehe nice one!! :P

WHAT'S THE MATTER? - Cat got your tongue? (Saw that coming, didn't you?)


MEDITATION - makes your tongue relaxed

TAGS: meditation animal long tongue
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by nettimato

agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 9:04 pm

THE TONGUE - Why the ladies love me so much! That and I'm a great conversationalist

TAGS: tongue
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

YES - I am laughing at you.

FAIRY TALES REDUX - In this version of the story, the "happy ending" comes when Red Riding Hood gets eaten by the Big Bad Wolf.



TAGS: curse the blue agave hangovers margarita blue tongue iceman
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

suzieq - January 27, 2012, 11:56 am
wait till you see their bl55dy mary...

GOOGLE - Knows what flavor Slurpee you just had.

TAGS: google tongue color taste selurpee
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by Bob85

Reality Lord - May 27, 2011, 6:01 pm

i like this...cute!

My Dog -

SNOZZBERRIES - They Taste Like Snozzberries (and bullet resistant woven pollymers)

Not to say that failing is good -


TAGS: winter boys tongue think owie
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

tellitlikeitis - July 1, 2011, 7:49 pm
Touche chez.
FanVariety - July 1, 2011, 7:08 pm
i thought the poster was cute but...dont you think youre a bit too hard on the guys? i mean some are dicks but not all are stupid, just like not all women are smart
crankyhead - November 13, 2010, 11:43 am
I lol'd at this. =)
culos - November 13, 2010, 8:11 am
You sure it's egg?
tellitlikeitis - November 13, 2010, 8:00 am
Oh, duh, ok, I thought it looked weird. Seriously, I did a spell check and nothing came up -- egg on me face.
ICEMAN - November 12, 2010, 10:42 pm
Next time try "Stupidity"
tellitlikeitis - November 12, 2010, 10:36 pm
Sorry Moo, girls are good at spelling and reading. Unless I didn't double check my spell check?
tellitlikeitis - November 12, 2010, 10:34 pm
One of my most favourite movies "The Christmas Story" with Red Ryder BB gun. A classic comedy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 12, 2010, 10:32 pm
And girls will be bad at spelling, Math and peeing out a camp fire.
tellitlikeitis - November 12, 2010, 10:30 pm
Of course, I have 2 boys myself....but really, boys will be boys.
ICEMAN - November 12, 2010, 10:25 pm
"STUPIDTY"? I hope you did that on purpose.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 12, 2010, 10:18 pm
looks like late 50's early 60's...The girls are making dinner....If they're smart.

YOUR WASTING YOUR TIME - I'm a Lesbian....See



TONGUE - imagine what she could do with it

TAGS: tongue
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by He11Kn1ght

ardin12345 - February 8, 2009, 4:40 am
this reminds me of the grudge..
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 8, 2008, 9:02 am
She could clean my gutters. She could also "clean my gutters". Is she from the future? Are all our descendants going to look like this?
ass-4-sale - July 30, 2008, 1:32 pm
where are her breasts, oh i guess it isnt a she, make you wonder.
Itchy-Trigger-Finger-Niggaz - June 13, 2008, 4:18 am
She could lick her own ass.

TONGUE - the most amazing part of a girls body

TAGS: tongue
Rating: 1.17/5
me - July 31, 2008, 6:24 pm
hi Motifake Wit Liberation Front, your right, I am the same guy, you're very clever
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 31, 2008, 12:50 am
I wonder if this is the same idiot who likes girls going to the bathroom. Somewhere there's a village missing an idiot.
me - July 30, 2008, 6:07 pm
shut the fuck up fat man
RII - July 30, 2008, 10:19 am
We get it, you've got a fetish. Now stop posting this shit unless they're licking their own tits.


TAGS: ever catch a snow flake on your tongue
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

LD0ne - August 25, 2010, 4:26 pm
what one doesn't know doesn't hurt them
Krissie - March 28, 2010, 10:38 am
5L's from me...
Derek - January 20, 2010, 7:31 pm
After hundreds of millions of years of life on Earth, it's hard to imagine any water that hasn't been in something's bladder at some stage.


TAGS: english sore tongue
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Ragnar - April 1, 2012, 12:35 pm
or winters?
Sho - March 31, 2012, 8:52 pm
And if you don't have teeth?


TAGS: colorful language hold your tongue
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Greeny

BubbaX75 - March 5, 2011, 5:34 am
.50p? is that a lot for a cleveland steamer?
Arkot - February 15, 2011, 3:21 am
5 stupid coppers for the fuzz

THE LADIES OF MOTIFAKE - See? They don't ALL hate cock!

TAGS: ladies of motifake tongue in cheek
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 5:46 pm
agdaniele - January 13, 2010, 1:22 am
LOL! Calling for a re-count on this one's votes now!
Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 13, 2010, 1:15 am
This poster just got a million times funnier today (January 12, 2010). maybe it should say The "Ladies" Of Motifake.
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 11:21 pm
Tales of Ribaldry... by MWLF.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 10, 2010, 11:18 pm
-- cock need to be special to get along.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 10, 2010, 11:17 pm
Wow. That is one lucky cock. A cock like that must be rare indeed. I wish I had a cock like that. A cock like that'd get you up in the morning. I would hope, though, that it gets along well with my pussy. It rains a lot, and wet pussy and dripping--
Stormhawk - January 10, 2010, 10:47 pm
So, Produceman, is she gonna choke your chicken for you?
Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 9:27 pm
Depends on how much you pay her.
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 9:08 pm
Is she just gonna hold it, or is she gonna eat it?
GreyScorpion - January 10, 2010, 7:01 pm
5 fightin' roosters
Cubbybear - January 10, 2010, 4:02 pm
IMO...Who cares if they do?
thatonechick - January 10, 2010, 1:54 pm
Damn right. 5L for truthiness!


TAGS: best lovers tongue
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by ronsart

TheTrashHeap - January 30, 2010, 9:15 am
They like to be called "master munchkin" and "mistress mini" according to what you say on the site.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 30, 2010, 9:07 am
They like to be called "Little People"
TheTrashHeap - January 30, 2010, 8:56 am
The best part? you probably mean those pictures of you with those midgets.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 30, 2010, 8:54 am
Trash is just worried that you'll crash the site before he gets to the best part.
TheTrashHeap - January 30, 2010, 8:39 am
Don't go guys! its a tranny porn site!

CUBBY - He's a favorite amongst the ladies.


TAGS: the female tongue sports cats cat celebrity politcs
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by Amaterasu

BriaHere - June 20, 2009, 6:52 pm
Boys can do this too though right?
asdf - October 27, 2008, 6:24 am
i can do that
coolbananas - October 20, 2008, 10:05 am
she has very nice teeth
Nero - August 29, 2008, 11:46 am
Seriously, is this the same guy posting all the other "female tongue" motifakes? Enough already...
aPauling - August 20, 2008, 4:50 pm
THE FEMALE TONGUE: Too much has been said already.

THE FEMALE TONGUE - the most arousing part of a girls body

TAGS: tongue
Rating: 1.39/5
Culos - March 17, 2009, 4:42 am
You just wait CJ. One day you'll feel a tongue on your ass or your nuts and that's when you'll realize how wrong your comment was....
CJ - March 16, 2009, 11:59 pm
no, the female tongue is absolutely not the most arousing part of a woman's body, assnuts
Signe - February 27, 2009, 5:56 am
Good quality photos - Sooo hard to find!
holly9000 - November 30, 2008, 11:36 pm
Too bad it comes attached to their mouths
LogicDude - September 23, 2008, 2:38 pm
Why yes, Popi, the tongue IS next to the tonsils! Very good!
Popi - August 8, 2008, 7:22 pm
...next to tonsils

Pssst! -

Luxury -

Fast Food -

Giraffe -

TAGS: giraffe long neck legs tongue
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by Pagong

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 23, 2013, 2:45 pm
Or i5 there? }:)

CARPENTERS - Masters of the tongue-and-groove.

TAGS: carpenters tongue groove
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Ryncovine

PeteMan - December 28, 2012, 7:12 am
C'mon people, this is clever. 5 dentally-challenged lions.


TAGS: tongue anyone
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Sean - September 17, 2009, 10:03 pm
Weepingly beautiful. Hauntingly so. Even more so since I noticed the paucity of garlic butter in my fridge. *sigh*

Mutations -

TAGS: octopus tongue mutation
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by Krickit

steve1961 - April 20, 2013, 11:17 am
Tentacles and women-sounds like the anime-loving Silver's dream date...although he is still kind of po'd about Cthulu and his restraining order...
Swampfox - April 19, 2013, 7:22 pm
Whatever... I want her phone number.
PapaFox - April 19, 2013, 4:02 pm
Maybe not so good either -- squid suckers have teeth!

NATURE - Capturing the true beauty of the Southwest.

TRIBUTE POSTER - Do one for yourself. Instead of doing 10 for other people hoping they will return the favor.

TAGS: tribute tongue in cheek
Rating: 1.64/5

More motifakes by Player_Meyer

Arrogant Knight - October 16, 2009, 9:55 am
Why get someone else to make one when you can do it yourself, right Player? :P
bOB cHIN - October 16, 2009, 9:53 am
Manlove??? It's humankind love, except that some of these politifakes get folks all riled up and pissy aboot subjects that are out of their control. I'da done one for you P_M...you just hadda ask...nicely;-)
Player_Meyer - October 16, 2009, 9:24 am
*RUN *DUCK *FLEE! hahaha it's ok we don't really mind the manlove you guys exhibit. :P

Hot Lips -

Why Oh, Why? -

Tongue Cleaners -